Melted Poo

Thanksgiving day was abundant with foods galore.
Apollo took a liking to the dinner mints.
And fruit.
And dinner mints.
And other things.
And dinner mints.
Midway through Thanksgiving dinner I heard, "Mom! Come wipe me!"
As I walked into the bathroom, Apollo exclaimed, "Mom, my poo melted!"
That's watcha get for eating too many sweets!